| Geoff's Evil Twin | |
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| More lies and deception coming soon! | |
| Warning: Some of the following facts may be true... | |
| 1. | Geoff's evil twin is really the good one. |
| 2. | You spilled red wine on your white shirt? Don't worry, it'll come out in the wash. |
| 3. | My cup is neither half empty nor half full. I don't even have a cup. I drink from yours when you're not looking... |
| 4. | Good looks are unimportant and if you smell funny, people will still like you. |
| 5. | 1+1-1= the meaning of life |
| 6. | I coined the term "Caucasian sensation". |
| 7. | I invented the internet. |
| 8. | I don't believe in unicorns. They believe in me. |